Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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