You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I wish you could order shots online.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
