How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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