My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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