He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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