For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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