we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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