I wanna passion pit in your ass
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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