all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
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$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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