you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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