why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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