Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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