Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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