If that was your dad, he is hot
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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