ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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