you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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