i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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