We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
do nipples grow back?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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