your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Randomize
