she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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