It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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