Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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