Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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