Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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