Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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