So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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