I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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