Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
did i walk over a car last night?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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