i was rollin on her like bob the builder
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Life is so much better after having sex.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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