And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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