hotel room ftw
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
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