Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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