Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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