their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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