so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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