Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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