? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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