Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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