love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
