btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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