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(419): View more from Ohio

So i had sex for a couple seconds last night

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(409): View more from Texas

i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing

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(678): View more from Georgia

If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.

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(786): View more from Florida

I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again

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