I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
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