put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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