So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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