I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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