Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
