The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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