dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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