Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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