So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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