On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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