check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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