This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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