I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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