dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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