so explain again why im purple
no
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
BRING THE BAGELS
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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