I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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