Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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