# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Come back. Shots need mouths.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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